My name is Jake and I eat babies on weekends.
December 14th
9:19 PM

a message from Anonymous


can i get a hi for no reason XD

Hai!

November 26th
1:51 PM
Via
1:38 PM
Via

Since I joined tumblr;

whoismaferts:

I’ve become

  • More of a pervert
  • More emotional
  • More hungry
  • More sexually frustrated 

1:14 PM

a message from tumblrbot


WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

Computer 

August 29th
8:00 PM

Twitter pisses me off so much to the point where I’m like “Fuck fuck fuck you And all your bullshit”

2:02 PM
Via

rachelrawrz:

Children Porn

August 5th
11:57 PM
Via

It really pisses me off when parents let their uncontrollable kids run around screaming in public and they don’t do anything about it

Bitch, control your child before I do.

Seeing an empty swing:

lolsofunny:

iamfragilerhov:



and then someone gets there first:
 

That moment when you can’t draw a picture the way you imagined it

lolsofunny:

iamfragilerhov: